#1 I am jealous. All other reasons are based on this premise.
#2 He is good looking. When you're old and ugly like me, that is reason enough.
#3 He is in shape. In all my years of visiting all-you-can-eat buffets, I have yet to see him in any of them!
#4 He cheats. He has apparently gone back and viewed films of other MVP's and patterned his game after theirs. That ain't right.
#5 He works hard. This guy wasn't even drafted in the first round and yet he has made himself into one of the greatest QB's of all time. What's wrong Tom? Mediocrity not good enough for you? It seems to have worked out for me.
#6 I love the Colts. No matter how well the Colts are doing, in the back of my mind, I'm thinking about having to face the Patriots down the road. That doesn't sit well with me.
#7 He must not be a very good actor. Where are all the commercials, Tom?
#2 He is good looking. When you're old and ugly like me, that is reason enough.
#3 He is in shape. In all my years of visiting all-you-can-eat buffets, I have yet to see him in any of them!
#4 He cheats. He has apparently gone back and viewed films of other MVP's and patterned his game after theirs. That ain't right.
#5 He works hard. This guy wasn't even drafted in the first round and yet he has made himself into one of the greatest QB's of all time. What's wrong Tom? Mediocrity not good enough for you? It seems to have worked out for me.
#6 I love the Colts. No matter how well the Colts are doing, in the back of my mind, I'm thinking about having to face the Patriots down the road. That doesn't sit well with me.
#7 He must not be a very good actor. Where are all the commercials, Tom?
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#9 He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan would smell like.
He is an outstanding actor, because of this video.
#10 Because you secretly hope that your son marries him, thus making his name Brady Brady.
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