Monday, January 7, 2008

Random (perhaps disturbing) Thoughts

To the best of my knowledge, there has never been a superhero with a sidekick named "Turd Boy".

Even if I was single and desperate, I would not find Marge Simpson attractive.

Plotting to assassinate Abraham Lincoln now would be pointless.

Shouldn't pedophiles be abnormally obsessed with feet?

Laughter may be the best medicine, but I'll bet it doesn't cure herpes.

2 comments:

Jason McIntosh said...

I have not laughed that hard in a good long while.

Anonymous said...

Laughter does not in fact cure herpes, but it does wonders for chlamydia.